BOTOX WORKS AND IF I WAS FLUSH I WOULD BE AT THE CLINIC QUICKER THAN A GREASED WEASEL,WHO CARES? SO WHY DOES KYLIE MINOGUE BLATANTLY AND CONSTANTLEY LIE ABOUT HOW ''NATURAL'' SHE IS.WE'RE NOT THAT THICK INNOCENT FALSE LASH BATTING KYLIE!!! WE DO KNOWTHAT SOMEONE OF YOUR ADVANCED YEARS ONLY GETS A SMOOTH BROW THROUGH COSMETIC INVESTMENT!!!...LET'S FACE IT LOVE IF WE WERE BACK IN THE 50'S YOU'D BE LUCKY TO STILL BE ENJOYING YOUR OWN TEETH!! SO PLEASE STOP CAVORTING AROUND HALF NAKED WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT A DAY AFTER NEIGHBOURS AND BEEN ''NATURAL'' AND HAD A COUPLE OF KIDS (THE ELDEST OF WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN AT LEAST 23 BY NOW) SO JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY AND LET YOUNGER PRETTIER PEOPLE HAVE A CHANCE (PEOPLE WHO INCIDENTALLY KYLIE, ACTUALLY HAVE SOME TALENT....QUESTION FOR YOU KYLIE.....HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD DO ON THE 'X-FACTOR' TODAY WITH YOUR NOT EVEN MEDIOCRE VOICE?)
OTHER MEMBERS OF THE 'I NEED BOTOX BUT DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO BE TRUTHFUL BRIGADE' INCLUDE THAT GHASTLY LUVVIE KATE WINSLETT WHO FULLY INDULGES IN LOTS OF BOTOX INJECTION AND OTHER STUFF, ENJOYS THE COMPLIMENTS, ALLOWS TO WEAR OFF, LOOKS REALLY ''NATURAL'' (IN HER CASE DEAD ROUGH) AND THEN FULLY BOTOXES UP AGAIN FOR THE NEXT RED CARPET SITUATION!!
AND THEN WE COME OF COURSE TO THE MOST SHAMELESS (I QUOTE FROM AN AMERICAN PUBLICATION) THAT ''POINTLESS COLLECTION OF BODY PARTS'', THE UBER TEDIOUS AND VACUOUS VESSEL LABELLED VICTORIA BECKHAM, ONE MORE OVER THE HILL DIVA ,A DEEPLY AVERAGE LOOKING PERSON SO FLAWED SHE BELIEVES SHE STOPS EXISTING WHEN NOT ON CAMERA OR SWAMPED IN DELIBERATELY COURTED FAWNING ATTENTION WHICH SHE PRETENDS WITH HER BAD BAD ACTING TO HATE (I HAVE DUBBED HER THE MAX WALL OF THE AIRPORT WALK)...
AND I HEARD THE OTHER DAY THAT CURIOUSLY EXPRESSIONLESS MID FORTIES ACTRESS RACHEL WEISZ IS TO PLAY THE LEAD ROLE IN THE BRILLIANT PLAY 'THE DEEP BLUE SEA'...SET IN 1952 A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN WALKS OUT ON HER RESPECTED HIGH COURT JUDGE HUSBAND FOR A RAKISH PILOT WHO USES HER AND DOESN'T LOVE HER BACK...I SAW A VERSION OF THIS TOUCHING STORY AND THE LEAD WAS PLAYED BY THE INIMITABLE PENELOPE WILTON WHO PLAYED TO PERFECTION THE DAFT ROMANCE HUNGRY UNFAITHFUL WOMAN IN QUESTION.....PENELOPE LOOKEDTHE AGE OF THE CHARACTER, CHARMS FADING...LINES AND SHADOWS VISIBLE ON HER WRETCHED FACE...(AGEING IS DEPLORABLE) AND HER SADNESS WAS PALPABLE, EVEN AS AN INEXPERIENCED 15 YEAR OLD I WAS MOVED BY PENELOPE'S PERFORMANCE....THE PLAY STAYS WITH ME TODAY YEARS ON...SO HOW WILL UNLINED RACHEL,FACE FROZEN AT A GLAMOROUS 27,WHO CAN'T EVEN MOVE HER PHYSOG BRING ANYTHING REAL TO THIS GREAT ROLE??? I PREDICT RACHEL'S PERFORMANCE WILL BE AS MOVING AS LOOKING AT COLD OFFAL AND AN INSULT TO IT'S CREATOR RATTIGAN....
HASN'T MS WIESZ JUST MARRIED JAMES BOND?....THERES MORE CHANCE OF WORLD PEACE IN 5 YEARS THAN THAT MARRIAGE STILL BEING IN TACT AFTER THE SAME PERIOD...AND JUST LOOK AT THAT SILLY TART LIZ HURLEY : HER MARRIAGE CEREMONY LASTED WEEKS (GOD IT MUST HAVE BEEN A DRAG FOR THE GUESTS) AND ITS ALREADY KAPUT...SHE'S NOW OFF WITH EFFEMINATE EX CRICKETER SHANE (NOW UNDER HER INFLUENCE HE'S AS BOTOXED AS HER....OR PERHAPS I'M BEING UNFAIR AND HE'S ACTUALLY MORPHED INTO A THUNDERBIRD PUPPET!!!!!!!!)
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