amanda platell rubbish columnist

sorry.forgot to say (frazzled) outraged that platell has the butt licking cheek to ''write'' today
in her ''column'' (how over rated can a 'professional' be?) that the publicity adoring  Amanda
Holden is deserving of public sympathy because she elects to totter around in ridiculous
vertiginous shoes and an utterly slutty dress heavily pregnant having suffered still birth etc
last year because of her work for the worthless but financially well remunerated
joke the nation knows as ''the x factor'...apparently we must simper with platell  because of the
'pressure' the media and programme makers put upon Holden to dress up in this unsuitable manner
at 40 when pregnant with an unfortunate history of not going full term...well platell let me remind you
of what you damn well know!!!....Holden could STAY AT HOME like other women, and be normal!!!!
but no!!!platell thinks Amanda feels she can't due to 'pressure'....how date Platell even think let alone publish this guff????Any decent human being that aches for a baby...who has HER history....would
live a quiet unassuming life instead of devoting time to the joke of the x factor and wittering on meaninglessly about 'the art of performing'...please!!! what rubbish...and Amanda Holden surely knows just as Amanda platell does that 'The X-Factor is just crap...but well publicised and uber overpaid crap!!!!!!!When you sell your soul you can rely on platell!!!!what an unsult to ordinary women...and by the way platell, why don't you have a go at Holden for HER OBVIOUS CONSTANT AND CONSISTENT USE OF BOTOX????????YOU DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE...you don't desrve a major media platform!!!!!

Amanda Platell writes inept boring rubbish

Sorry haven't posted for a while, there was a suicide by a brother in law's step son..only 23...
didn't see him much due to divorce but a sweeter more genuine sensitive boy didn't and doesn't exist...
people are fragile especially throughout childhood and should be treated with respect...step fathers
need supervision and a frequent kick up the arse..which never happened in protection of this fragile boy..
he's at peace but others should examine their conscience...

Amanda Platell produced a column in the daily mail which even for her is an inadequate apology for
what should be amusing and witty writing....something about 'Demi Moore looks like a turkey twizzler
left out in the Saharan desert for a month....' oh!! HaHaHaHaHaHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!.....Not Funny,
Not Witty,...a pathetic attempt to be a clever bitch.....turkey twizzler? well she looks much better
than the photo of Patell on her column taken about 50 years ago looking undeservedly smug and judgemental....How come Platell who writes crap gets a platform...can't we have some decent sharp
writers of the calibre of Bill Bryson for example...there must be loads and loads of them out there...and they'd produce infinately superior columns for a lot lot less than suzanne moore and horrible amanda platell!!!!    

Toby Young restaurant critic

JUST SEEN A SMARMY TOBY YOUNG, (YOU KNOW HIM REGRETTABLY, HE'S THE SMUG
'RESTAURANT CRITIC' SITS ON HIS SMARTARSE MOANING AND CRAMMING HIGH QUALITY FOOD INTO HIS OVERFED FACE)
HE'S ON A REPEAT COME DINE WITH ME THIS AFTERNOON, AND THE GRASPING OPPORTUNISTIC LOUT MANAGED TO GET HIS FAME HUNGRY BUT NOTHING TO OFFER WIFE ON TELLY TOO, SAYING DISINGENUOUSLY ''OOOH NOOO.. I CAN'T COOK AND I MUST ASK MY FAME HUNGRY WIFE TO HELP ME PUT SOME BEEF IN THE OVEN..SIMPER....SIMPER.''
WHAT A CREEP....I HEARD HIM ON A DISCUSSION PROGRAMME ON RADIO 4 ONCE BEMOANING THE FACT THAT THE DEMOGRAPHY OF THE LEAFY ROAD WHERE HE LIVES HAD CHANGED....HE PROVIDED THE FOLLOWING QUOTE, WHICH IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH ''... DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???''
HE SAID THE CRAPPIEST OF CRAP THINGS IN ORDER TO DEMONSTRATE HIS GARGANTUAN SELF INFLATION...
HE SAID IN A DISDAINFUL WHINE: ...
''YES AND THESE PEOPLE(I THINK HE MAY HAVE THEN WRINKLED HIS NOSE AT THIS POINT) HAVE  ACTUALLY MOVED INTO MY STREET, I WAS SPEAKING TO A PLUMBER THE OTHER DAY ...
AND HE EARNS MORE THAN ME!!!!!!!''
TOBY... COULD THAT BE BECAUSE HE IS WHAT YOU ARE NOT, THAT IS : 1)SKILLED AND 2)HARD WORKING ???????? UNLIKE YOU....YOU FREELOADING CONCEITED VERBOSE SMARTARSED SELF SATISFIED GREEDY LITTLE SHIT....WE NEED A NEW EXPRESSION FOR ''UBER PARASITE!!!''

jobs worth bullying bossesRhianna druggie

It's great to have a tight assed humourless nasty spiteful cold creepy emotionless boss, as some deep thinker said :''the greatest gift anybody can give you is to be your enemy''the shattering worry caused by an enemy is apparentley a 'developmental tool' anyhoo i can do without it and i can do without him picking on me: to that end I have written  a tribute ode to the surgeon who so expertly carried out his personality bypass: I apologise for it's crude nature but I am very upset by his vindictiveness this evening (i've made it 'adult content ' today, hope that's acceptable to you dear reader....)

A VERY JUNIOR CIVIL SERVANT IS MR DREGS THE DICK
HE DAILY MASTURBATES TO STATS, THE PERVERSE LITTLE PRICK...
HE BULLIES STAFF AND 'MARKS THEIR CARD' CEPT DER DER DER ( HIS BITCH)
AND LOVES TO GIVE THEM ALL A FRIGHT SAVE DER DER  WHO'S A SNITCH!!!

He's the kind of individual the third reich would have salivated over, the kind of individual who would do genicide if his wage payer told him to...bereft of any feelings, a sociopath...

I see Rhianna  (it's like chewing a brick listening to her drab monotone), or Ri Ri as she is referred to in 'The Metro' has been snapped openly smoking an unconventional ciggie...tweeting as she lounged around in Hawaii (exhausted from spreading more filth to children on her recent tour which should have been called 'corruption of the innocent')  ''kush
rolled, glass full...I prefer the good things!'' so not only is she a filthy whore , she's also a drug taker and proud of it...because even I know 'Kush' is cannabis.If she develops psychosis as a result then she can pay for the expensive chemical cosh dispensing doctors who can provide it, she's rich enough having made money from sleazey songs and groin thrusting porno pop music, (sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!!!yuck!!!)but what about her young and often resourcless 'fans' who think (God alone knows why) that she is cool??? Well one thing is absolute and crystal clear....this immodest and talentless Madame couldn't possibly care any less about them!!!!!!

lying kylie minogue,posh,kate winslett,rachel weisz and their BOTOX

BOTOX WORKS AND IF I WAS FLUSH I WOULD BE AT THE CLINIC QUICKER THAN A GREASED WEASEL,WHO CARES? SO WHY DOES KYLIE MINOGUE BLATANTLY AND CONSTANTLEY LIE ABOUT HOW ''NATURAL'' SHE IS.WE'RE NOT THAT THICK INNOCENT FALSE LASH BATTING KYLIE!!! WE DO KNOWTHAT SOMEONE OF YOUR ADVANCED YEARS ONLY GETS A SMOOTH BROW THROUGH COSMETIC INVESTMENT!!!...LET'S FACE IT LOVE IF WE WERE BACK IN THE 50'S YOU'D BE LUCKY TO STILL BE ENJOYING YOUR OWN TEETH!! SO PLEASE STOP CAVORTING AROUND HALF NAKED WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT A DAY AFTER NEIGHBOURS AND BEEN  ''NATURAL'' AND HAD A COUPLE OF KIDS  (THE ELDEST OF WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN AT LEAST 23 BY NOW) SO JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY AND LET YOUNGER PRETTIER PEOPLE HAVE A CHANCE (PEOPLE WHO INCIDENTALLY KYLIE, ACTUALLY HAVE SOME TALENT....QUESTION FOR YOU KYLIE.....HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD DO ON THE 'X-FACTOR' TODAY WITH YOUR NOT EVEN MEDIOCRE VOICE?)
            OTHER MEMBERS OF THE 'I NEED BOTOX BUT DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO BE TRUTHFUL BRIGADE' INCLUDE THAT GHASTLY LUVVIE KATE WINSLETT WHO FULLY INDULGES IN LOTS OF BOTOX INJECTION AND OTHER STUFF, ENJOYS THE COMPLIMENTS, ALLOWS TO WEAR OFF, LOOKS REALLY ''NATURAL'' (IN HER CASE DEAD ROUGH) AND THEN FULLY BOTOXES UP AGAIN FOR THE NEXT RED CARPET SITUATION!!
          AND THEN WE COME OF COURSE TO THE MOST SHAMELESS (I QUOTE FROM AN AMERICAN PUBLICATION) THAT ''POINTLESS COLLECTION OF BODY PARTS'', THE UBER TEDIOUS AND VACUOUS VESSEL LABELLED VICTORIA BECKHAM, ONE MORE OVER THE HILL DIVA ,A DEEPLY AVERAGE LOOKING PERSON SO FLAWED SHE BELIEVES SHE STOPS EXISTING WHEN NOT ON CAMERA OR SWAMPED IN DELIBERATELY COURTED FAWNING ATTENTION WHICH SHE PRETENDS WITH HER BAD BAD ACTING TO HATE (I HAVE DUBBED HER THE MAX WALL OF THE AIRPORT WALK)...
            AND I HEARD THE OTHER DAY THAT CURIOUSLY EXPRESSIONLESS MID FORTIES ACTRESS RACHEL WEISZ IS TO PLAY THE LEAD ROLE IN THE BRILLIANT PLAY 'THE DEEP BLUE SEA'...SET IN 1952 A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN WALKS OUT ON HER RESPECTED HIGH COURT JUDGE HUSBAND FOR A RAKISH PILOT WHO USES HER AND DOESN'T LOVE HER BACK...I SAW A VERSION OF THIS TOUCHING STORY AND THE LEAD WAS PLAYED BY THE INIMITABLE PENELOPE WILTON WHO PLAYED TO PERFECTION THE DAFT ROMANCE HUNGRY UNFAITHFUL WOMAN IN QUESTION.....PENELOPE LOOKEDTHE AGE OF THE CHARACTER, CHARMS FADING...LINES AND SHADOWS VISIBLE ON HER WRETCHED FACE...(AGEING IS DEPLORABLE) AND HER SADNESS WAS PALPABLE, EVEN AS AN INEXPERIENCED 15 YEAR OLD I WAS MOVED BY PENELOPE'S PERFORMANCE....THE PLAY STAYS WITH ME TODAY  YEARS ON...SO HOW WILL UNLINED RACHEL,FACE FROZEN AT A GLAMOROUS 27,WHO CAN'T EVEN MOVE HER PHYSOG BRING ANYTHING REAL TO THIS GREAT ROLE??? I PREDICT RACHEL'S PERFORMANCE WILL BE AS MOVING AS LOOKING AT COLD OFFAL AND AN INSULT TO IT'S CREATOR RATTIGAN....
                HASN'T  MS WIESZ JUST MARRIED JAMES BOND?....THERES MORE CHANCE OF WORLD PEACE IN 5 YEARS THAN THAT MARRIAGE STILL BEING IN TACT AFTER THE SAME PERIOD...AND JUST LOOK AT THAT SILLY TART LIZ HURLEY : HER MARRIAGE CEREMONY LASTED WEEKS (GOD IT MUST HAVE BEEN A DRAG FOR THE GUESTS) AND ITS ALREADY KAPUT...SHE'S NOW OFF WITH  EFFEMINATE EX CRICKETER SHANE (NOW UNDER HER INFLUENCE HE'S AS BOTOXED AS HER....OR PERHAPS I'M BEING UNFAIR AND HE'S ACTUALLY MORPHED INTO A THUNDERBIRD PUPPET!!!!!!!!)

JAMMY COLUMNIST SUZANNE MOORE WRITES CRAP

SUZANNE MOORE IS AN EMPOWERED FEMALE IN FLEET STREET.SHE WRITES A
DEEPLY ORDINARY UTTERLY ININSPIRED FEW LINES OF INCONSEQUENTIAL
CRAP IN THE DAILY MAI L...AN ENTIRE PAGE  (WHO DID SHE BULLY/BLACKMAIL/SLEEP WITH TO EARN THAT COVETED AND IDEALLY  RESPONSIBLE JOB??) AN ENTIRE WASTED PAGE (DECENT PEOPLE CAN'T FIND A VOICE AND THIS USELESS JUMPED UP BITCH GETS AN ENTIRE PAGE???????)OF GARBAGE SAYING NNOOTTHHIINNGG!! LIKE TODAYS 'PIECE'...''MADONNA DON'T CHANGE YOUR WRINKY HANDS YOU HEROINE!!'' WE NEED A NEW EXPRESSION FOR UBER PATHETIC OXYGEN/SPACE STEALING CREEPS LIKE HER...SHE GOT INVITED TO A SPECIAL DINNER WITH MERYL STREEP FOR SOME FUNCTION RE THE MARGARET THATCHER 'IRON LADY' FILM...SUZANNE MOORE IS A POOR APOLOGY FOR A FEMINIST....AN OVERPAID OVER RATED NON TALENTED HARD FACED POINTLESS CREATURE (POINTLESS APART FROM THE DAMAGE HER SMART ARSED NONSENSE SPREADS WITH HER UNDESERVED INFLUENCE) WHO SHOULD BE
REMOVED TO AN ANONYMOUS LIFE IN A SEEDY COUNCIL ESTATE, TOOTHLESS
UNEDUCATED AND FERTLE ENOUGH TO HAVE 30 KIDS, LETS SEE HOW MARVELLOUS SHE THINKS SHE IS THEN...WHEN SHE'S LIKE THE REST OF US,,,,NO WORSE ...NOT HEARD....SUCK IT UP SUZIE!!!!!BECAUSE THAT IS THE LIFE SHE HANDS DOWN TO OTHERS AND THAT IS THE LIFE SHE WILL GET NEXT TIMEAROUND...
IT'S KARMA BABY!!!!

porno pop music

In the interests of avoiding the need  to call in Kim and Aggie, I burst, unannounced, into my 15 yr old
son's room to begin fumigation and was greeted by the grating tones of that overated and  immodest
young woman 'Rihanna', droning on in her  chewing a brick monotone that 'stick and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me...'Making money from sexualising children eh?....nice work darling!! I have heard some of her 'art' from time to time, the latest offering is an agonised
and desperate little number obsessing on the wonderfully romantic issue of sexual infidelity...
Isn't it fantastic that babies as young as 5 or 6 are listening to and parrotting sleazy degrading
so called lyrics that contaminate innocence when the listeners don't know that sex is a
sacred life force, but know that degradation of the phenomenon is everywhere. Don't tell me that
this infection of what should be pure childhood doesn't lead to sexual activity far too young
and the nightmare of STD's and teenage pregnancies with endless difficulties forever.
Still, on the bright side as long as 'Superstar' Rihanna and the shameful corporates that back her
make enough bucks, who cares about the putrefication of virtue? who cares that this is soft peadophilia and can only worsen?
So I have, like a right old baggage, banned sexualised lyrics and groin thrusting 'music' videos
in my home, and anyway these things aren't even remotely entertaining, just moronic and
boring and formulaic , and that seem to exercise some strange trance like power over the viewer and reduce us all to nothing more than pieces of cheap meat.Every girl and every boy is more than their body and deserves the chance to grow up free of molestation, and, when the time is right, enjoy the thrill of the chase (isn't it ironic that Madonna's daughter is so protected as an example?) and
appreciate the joy of sex....but not at 12 for God's sake!! Some kids, who these 'songs'
target are old at 20, disappointed and disillusioned and past it....how unutterably depressing..
now I must sign off...where on earth DID I put that 'Sound of Music'DVD??????????????  XX

funny fatties

I'm getting a bit sick of certain nasty individuals in their horrific ignorance slagging off
overweight people with wise little soundbites like 'they bring it on themselves' and
'they're just greedy'... do these judgemental holier than thous really believe that a large person
actually wants to be twenty or thirty of forty stone? that their hearts desire is to be unwieldly,
sweaty/smelly, unfancied, lonley, ridiculed, despised and ugly, that their deliberate ambition is to be  desperately unhealthy? and if the answer is yes, then why don't those saying these thingsslag off anorexics and filthy drug takers, who also wreak havoc with conscious actions and leave trails of painful devastation behind them? Amanda Platell the Daily Mail columnist is one of these ghastly self appointed , self important critics who deem obese people to be taking advantage of their fellow citizens...as culpable as axe murderers...Amanda please realise that those  who are bigger are trying to fill a hole , a void (reflecting a feeling of unworthiness) with food, which is undeniably a drug of choice....just like alcohol...just like opiates and other drugs...just like anorexics getting high on controlling what they do no eat....just like gamblers....there are numerous life wrecking addictive behaviours prevalent in our society, so until you have the balls to disparage all of the above  to the point of inducing their suicidal tendencies, don't be a disgusting, spiteful, overgrown schoolgirl and just leave pudgy people alone!!!!By the way you're a toadying obsequious old baggage when it suits you aren't you???

Silly old fools

Saw Brian Ferry married whatsername whose only notable quality is being several generations newer than him. It might be a real marriage, but I do remember reading an intensely righteous article in a Sunday Supplement years ago where Brian was pictured in his story book house with his fairy tale family, wearing a  soppy expression (we need a new word for smug) in which he stated he was bored to rigormortis with celebrity posturing and phony rent- a- crowd VIP parties and would now spend every spare second with his beloved wife and kids forevermore....because that (at the time)was all that mattered...I wonder what his kids think now....probably embarrassed beyond endurance at the spectacle he's making of himself....no wonder spoiled to ruination Otis is so ridiculous with Brian as his father...
(Anthony Worral-Thompson thrill seeking again...apparentley pinching the cheese and wine was
only for starters!!)
A lovely colleague shared some marriage maintenance advise today...'when he walks through the door
always boil a kettle or whatever to make him think you're doing something for him..'.I'm mulling... it will mean afterall a complete change of lifestyle, this tactical little manoeuvre will involve me rising from the sofa and shelving the wine not to mention the inconveniance of having to record the trashy tv I would ordinarily be staring at when he arrives home!! it's a bit draconian ...I'll give it some thought...
I have however applied the advise my mum gave me...'it is best in a marriage/relationship when walking around to be partially sighted and partially deaf'..thats a good one....off to chess club now...it's the only venue I've found where the children don't speak the dialect of 'street gansta' and  even more refreshingly don't feel the need to habitually display their fake armani underpants.for all to see....

KYLIE MINOGUE GROTESQUE FALSE FAKE POSH VICTORIA BECHKHAM

Botox works and if I could afford it I would happily submit to the injections...who the hell cares that
it's seen as a crime! So why does Kylie Minogue blatantly lie, all the time, about how 'natural' she is?
No one of her advanced years wears a naturally smooth brow...lets face it love, if we were back in the
19th century you'd be lucky to still be enjoying your own teeth, let alone cavorting half naked around a stage when you probably should have called it a day after neighbours and had a couple of kids ( the eldest of which would be 23 now..even more reason to get out of the way and let younger, naturally better looking people enjoy the limelight...people who incidentally actually have talent Kylie...) Other members of the 'I use botox but am too ashamed to tell the truth' brigade include that ghastly luvvie Kate Winslett
who lets it wear off, makes a big thing about her renewed crow's feet, and then fully botoxes up again for the next red carppet situation, and let's not forget that other (I quote an American publication) pointless collection of body parts :the ultra uber tedious bore , the one and only Victoria Beckham, another over the hill diva , a deeply flawed woman who believes she stops existing when not on camera or swamped in deliberately courted fawning attention which she pretends to loathe...and I heard the other day that the curiously expressionless mid forties actress Rachel Weisz is to play the lead role of the brilliant play/film 'The Deep Blue Sea', set in 1952 a middle aged woman walks out on her respected High Court Judge husband for a pilot who doesn't love her back...I saw a version of this touching story starring the inimitable and wonderful Penelope Wilton as the daft romance hungry unfaithful woman...because Penelope looked the age of the character in question, starting to fade,lines and shadows visible (because ageing is a deplorable process) the aching sadness of this disappointed character was almost palpable...even as an ignorant 15 year old I was moved by her performance and have often thought about it...a powerful strong creation which has stayed with me for years... so how on earth can Rachel, a woman whose countenance is frozen in time and who is quite unable to work her facial muscles compare...it will be as moving as a plate of cold tripe..and an insult to the writer Terence Rattigan, as well as to the audience because the whole point of this poignant tale will evaporate in the celebrated yet artificial beauty of young Ms Weisz...by the way why do these people bother to get married? there's more chance of world peace in five years than her latest marriage lasting the same, just look at Liz Hurley:her wedding to that Indian chap has only just finished and she's off with some effeminate ex cricketer..she doesn't mind sharing her botox does she? poor Shane...he looks like a Thunderbird puppet!!!

stuck in cyberspace

Wow I felt like a kindly and wonderful pillar of our establishment tonight when I donated the precious
essence I call my alcohol and nicotine tainted blood...but the process takes forever...you have to sit there
averting your gaze so as not to be caught staring at any of the strangers nearby you...after an eternity (20 minutes)
the doctor tests the liquid in question and then more interminability hanging around for a bed to sit on for the actual extraction,
and then even more quietly embarrassing existence as the bag fills up with the dark red stuff, and it's weird because
it's difficult to try and look cool while you're on a bed bleeding into a drip for all the world to observe, and you're trying
discreetly to people watch the other donors and trying not to get caught doing so....and then I thought...great...free
crisps and biscuits and a nice warm sweet cup of tea...at least then when seated FACING EACH OTHER...the participants can TALK TO EACH OTHER...about the intimate and valuable experience they just shared.....but no....I'm obviously a freak...I was the only
human being around a table of 8 who wasn't absorbed by the operation of their phone, texting or surfing or googling or just fiddling....
I wish I too enjoyed being seperated from intimacy and conversation by a small hypnotic and largely pointless screen but I do not...
I don't think I'm clever or anything...I just think that people shouldn't ignore a human being next to them in favour of artificial exchanges
in cyberspace...apart from anything else it's a very lonely pursuit in reality....

Pedigree? No, inbred.

My husband bought a chocolate labrador 2 years ago, she's adorable...but what with her exorbitant price tag of £600, monthly insurance of £25 per month, special vets food £30 per month, special shampoo, worm medicine, flea and tick treatments,kennel fees (and medication before she is accepted by the kennels eg kennel cough vaccination) excess insurance fees before vetinary assistance is possible, and the accepted fact that most pedigree dogs have innate imperfections due to their incest tainted origination and therefore are highly likely (particularly labs)to require expensive operations
to correct inbred flaws such as weak hind legs, something which doesn't routinely happen in mongrels (same with humans, thing go terribly wrong when humans breed with relatives, the wider the gene pool the healthier the product) so Roxy the chocolate lab has proved an expensive addition to the family...
wheras my three rescued moggies don't require rubbish like 'pet insurance'..theycost me nothing to aquire (just a donation to the rescue centre)
I get high quality dried food from Aldi to feed three of them, cost is £8 a month...the only other necessary expenditure has been new flea collars every four months,(£2 each adds up to £6 every four months) and deworming droplets every six months, cost £12 per year....total to look after 3 cats :
£10.80 per month for 3 stunningly beautiful affectionate conscious clean independent creatures....oh yes....and you don't need kennels!!!
my nieghbour will fill a large bowl outside the back door cat flap every 3 days when we're on holiday, all for a bottle of red wine!! (the cattery is £11 per day per cat...that's £33 per day!!)Moggies are cool, so healthy....moggies rule...and my advise in these days of austerity? if you get a dog, get a mongrel and feed him household scraps...you'll get the same companionship and will always have company on a walk without the heavy price tag...I mean....does it really matter if an animal is not 'pedigree'? What's 'pedigree' anyway? it's not a natural phenomenon...it's just pretentious nonsense...the animal equivalentof eugenics!!!
And I do realise that mybeloved moggies may need to see a vet sometime, I would never ever ever allow them to suffer... but i'll take my chances...if they got run over they would probably have to be put to sleep as the kindest thing anyway...I've had them 7 years and so far so good...I could have spent over £2000 on unnecessary insurance by now...

Football

I can't hoover or make any domestic announcements or get hubbie to pop down road to
collect free wardrobe...or dish up the roast yet...all life is frozen until 3pm because....apparentley Manchester United is playing
a match against Manchester City, something about the FA cup ?...
Dad and 2 lads are glowering and issuing threats and abuse to the inanimate TV screen...
''Oh my God!!!!No No No!!!!! You ------ idiot!!!....you ------!!!!' etc etc...
they fallen for a con surely? I bet not one player on either side is from the territory they claim to represent, ie Manchester..
the team demographic is more likely to represent South or Central America than any of our stodgy Northern cities and counties
and how many Mancunians have season tickets or have even been to a home game? In other words this game apart from leaching our attention and energy and money.....is not connected to the Bristish people in any way except to keep big business and greed going...
Its all about big corporations like SKY and NIKE and the fans are too thick to see it
even though there is no intimacy enjoyed by the poor saps watching...

I expect the hurling of insults replaces primevil tribe warfare but it's a bit pathetic isn't it?
Aren't people better off going to a real live game in a local league than wallowing in their own
potential liver failure? At least it's real and you'd get some fresh air???

not in the 'in crowd'

It's not easy to treat memories as imposters...today somebody said a nice thing to me at football,
they said 'I heard from my daughter that your boy is the hotest yet the coolest boy in the school...'
Nice...very nice...particularly for his blossoming ego...and them I was back in 1978...9 years old
and from a tatty council house...clad obviously in jumble sale clobber...(my parents are lovely
but they sometimes didn't pay attention) Anyhoo kids call poorer kids names which is appauling
for the subject....and I remember being so desperate to be with the cool set that I would pinch money to buy them treats
...and still get told to bog off!! ... how I ached to be one of the pretty popular well dressed sexy girls...instead of the
one with a homemade bowl haircut,silently raging against the stink of cheap cuts being tenderised in the pressure cooker
while the black & white burbled on (everyone else had a colour set!!)...and my heart's desire was to bring a friend into the house
and walk on fitted carpets like normal people did....because that's what we all want,to fit in...and when a sniff of this vulnerability is detected by kids (and many apparent grown ups)it's a blood in the water phenomenon..but now I'm almost grown up (42)
I know that most people in the world had it far far worse than I ever did...far worse...but I still nurse a secret anger
deep deep down...and then my boy cycles past on his expensive BMX in his superdry bits and pieces chatting into his blackberry...
and I'm so proud and glad...

Tescos club points

I'm off to football training with my youngest, and I guarantee that once the football training(taken very seriously we call the coaches and managers the Gestapo) has kicked off i'll find myself within a coven of  dim witted  mothers  drivelling on , as they do every single friday about, what they did with their club points...club points are not a bonus!! they are a means of exploiting us!!...for a start the data base they collect in order for us  to 'earn' these points is the equivalent of a  duck's ass endoscopy of your life... detailing every product and service you buy, every little treat, every bit of binge drinking evidence, every lazy cholesterol laced heart attack ready meal you feed the kids...every humiliating economy label you are reduced to, every BOGOF you needlessly aquire, your like dislikes, weaknesses etc etc and so on..(and then sell the info/ persist in targeting you without permission).
Secondly it's a rip off...I shopped exclusively at Lidl and Aldi for 6 months, and then switched to Tesco, and the difference beween the former two and Tesco is approximately £1200 per year for groceries to feed and cater for a family of 4 in favour of Lidl and Aldi, Yes that's right... £1200 per year for general groceries...the average refund through the club card from Tesco approximately £300 per year for a family of 4, that means Lidl and Aldi are about £900 per year less expensive... a great deal when you have a family to provide for!! But the excitement of being conned is hard to resist...and I felt like an alien when sharing this discovery with them...they think I'm mad....
Thirdly Tesco is trying (and ASDA etc) to take over everywhere and if they ever get the chance prices will soar...they've already murdered the high strret, although I did help them to do so as I do shop in bulk at supermarkets because I work full time and really don't have the time (or money) to swan around on a daily basis purchasing dewey fresh Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall/Jamie Oliveresque pestlesand mortars, and fennel oiled fresh seabass etc !
Fourthly I just want to select a product, pay for it and leave, I don't want an entire lifestyle based
around management of the confetti we call points coupons and  vouchers and  about 3 million plastic loyalty cards every time I shop..i want simplicity...
and how's this for a suggestion...how about Tesco being less sinister and just charging what something is worth? It would be a lot easier!!!

Ecclestones offspring

Bernie Ecclestone has far too much money and cannot possibly have earned all that
excess in the true sense of the verb 'To Earn..' 
I Earn,                              I Earned
You Earn                          You Earned
We Earn                           We Earned
They Earn                         They Earned
He Earns                           He Earned
She Earns                          She Earned
And this fact means his spongeing, greedy, lazy, vein daughters (who with all that false
hair and plastic veneer look more like the ugly sisters every day) are just a joke ...an embarrasment
to the concept of daughterhood....in his defence  Bernie must be so ashamed...

candy floss reality

The world is hurtling towards world war 3, and all i've heard at work today is crap like
'does my bum look slightly oversized in this realtively new garment?'
or 'yes they stick on fantastic acrylic  nails at the new Vietnamese place on the corner'
or '...sorry i'm too busy surfing ebay for even more shoes i can't afford
to  add to the three thousand pairs i have collecting dust already.'.. and the even worse '... i don't have time to notice current affairs apart from the one i'm having with the boss...'
What effective distractions from matters of importance vanity ,self obsession and upkeep of image actually are!!
The preoccupations most people have with hair extentions, face painting cosmetics,
body sculpting mechanisms, and the constant magnetic pull of The Mirror because How You Look
and whether a person Looks SEXY or even ghastlier the  often posed question 'what happened in Eastenders?' are much more important than trying to preserve freedom and compassion  and speak out for the vulnerable, these things it seems to  my colleagues are just not on their radar...at all..even major changes at work have utterley escaped their notice, we used to work in peace and harmony in seperate offices, now 40 people are crammed into one open space while other rooms remain heated and empty...why? to ensure we police each other, you have to censor everything you say wich is a microcosm of society...society is censored too as we all know...probably the powers that be prefer us all in our preoccupied policed boxes so they can pursue their agendas with impunity...
At work years ago I asked if anybody had seen footage on TV about the ethnic cleansing atrocitiesof the
Bosnian war...blank faces stared back questionningly, thousand of human beings were being murdered,
were in pain,were devastated, and not in Africa but much closer..and my good friend Kate ( I am fond of her) ignored me and asked Greg :'did you get those curtains?'I gave up then, but i'm still stunned at intelligent peoples' lack of empathy...
love is when pain is felt not only by the injured human being, but by the observing human being...
I sound sanctimonious but even if you think i am unreasonably judgemental and damning about colleagues,
surely dear valued reader you simply MUST agree that global politics is a bit more stimulating than whether or not Joanne's ever expanding and decreasing bum is bigger this month than it was last !!!!XXXX

New year blues

Dear valued reader , I wrote something for you about the mess
caused  by so called religion  nationalism and political idealology..
not attacking any of the major faiths, just the extremist maniacs
who use religion, whether christianity,Islam,judaism,Buddhism,
Communism,Atheism...whatever the title...to seperate
people from each other..and to incite hatred for each other when we should all be one...

'THIS LOBBY DEEMS THAT GOD AND SUCH
IS FIRMLY WITHOUT REASON
AND WE VIEW THE ACT OF PRAYER
AS AGGRAVATED TREASON.
WE PLACE OUR TRUST IN HEADS OF STATE
AND THEORY MADE BY MAN
AND MANUFACTURE MISERY
AS WELL AS ANY ZEALOT CAN.

THIS PLATFORM SAYS WE NEED DIRECTION
FROM A HIGHER MORAL PLAIN,
OR HUMANITY IS FETED TO EXPERIMENT IN PAIN,
WHY LOOK FAR LEFT AND LOOK FAR RIGHT,
HISTORICALLY TO TELL,
WITHOUT A GOD, WITHOUT HIS RULES,
WE HUMANS LIVE AND BREATHE IN HELL.

YET KARMA IS AS KARMA DOES
ONE GETS ONE'S DESSERTS,NO QUESTIONS, NO FUSS,
IF WE ARE BATHED IN THE HAPPIEST GLOW
AND OUR BROTHERS LIE BROKEN, THE LOWEST OF LOW,
THAT IS THE RIGHTNESS OF KARMA IN MOTION
EMPATHY ABSENT,AND LOVE,AND DEVOTION,
THE WEAK AND HEARTBROKEN, AND POOREST OF MIGHTS
ARE DESPISED AND TO BLAME FOR THEIR OWN DESPERATE PLIGHT.

BUT SELECTED BY ALLAH WE BRANDISH OUR ROD
AND SPREAD OUR RELIGION FOR ISLAM AND GOD.
SHARIA WILL TRIUMPH AND ISLAMISE ALL,
THE FAITHFUL ALL SAVED WHILE THE INFIDELS FALL.

SHALOM! WE'RE THE CHOSEN, THE RIGHTEOUS, THE ONES
TESTAMENT PROVES WE ARE FATE'S DAUGHTERS AND SONS.
ON THE GLORIOUS DAY, AS DIVINITY CRIES,
THE END OF THE WORLD BEING ETERNALLY NIGH,
OUR GOD WILL DESCEND TO RESCUE HIS KIN,
AND RELINQUISH THE REST TO THE PAIN OF THEIR SIN.

AYE PREDESTINED BY GOD,WE'RE THE EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE,
PLEASE WITNESS OUR CHURCH, RESURRECTION AND STEEPLE,
WHEN JUDGEMENT DAY COMES WE ALONE REAP WHAT'S SOWN
AND ASCEND INTO HEAVEN, OUR PRE-ORDAINED HOME.

BEHOLD THE MIRACLE OF COMMON PLACE BIRTH
AND ACKNOWLEDGE I'M HERE AND OF INFINATE WORTH
I WILL BE VIRTUOUS AND LOVING AND PURE AS I CAN,
SEE THROUGH COLOUR, PREFER NO CREED,
HOLD NO SPECIAL PASS TO HEAVEN,
FOR I AM BORNE OF EVERY  MAN...

Hope not tooo heavy...back tomorrow with something silly....xxxx

dust collectors and other xmas pressies

2/1/12
A friend is worried her son is becoming and will remain chubby as he loves to roost on the sofa...so
instead of buying individual gifts for her 3 kids and husband, she took out a three year hire purchase
agreement on one gift to all of them: a treadmill walking machine , I've been round to see it
and it's huge...but theres only one problem I can identify...it only has a couple of bits on it to hang coats and
damp washing...because that is what it will become I can predict with certainty (having already made this
mistake)... a glorified and inefficient washing line and coat stand...although perhaps i'm being unfair....it will also
make and excellent dust collector! It has receieved a cold reception from the recipients, and will soon be removed from the dining room and relegated to the garage...my friend will persist in encouraging it's authentic use
and will fail just after the money back stage has expired...she will then sell on ebay or in the paper at a substantial loss before the loan is paid off...dear valued reader, do you think I'm a clairvoyant or a bitch?

2012

What will happen/we do not know.Euro crisis? ...result of
money printed (from nothing backed by nothing) issued by the Bank of England /Federeral
Reserve ...whatever bank...anyway.. that much loved fraternity 'The Bankers' (euphemistic term) but with
condition of interest attached.So: £10 has to be paid back with interest....
perhaps $10 and 50 cents... so theres a lot of money 'out there'....meaning
everywhere...but,... there is never enough money in circulation to pay back , at once, the debt
owed to 'The Bankers'.Of course exaserbated with outrages like sub prime mortgage frauds and derivative
fraud (might take slightly longer to explain) but now the banks have elected to circulate less money,
therefore debts cannot be paid back...even by entire countries, because there is insufficient money
in circulation to do so....doesn't assist that living beyond one's means is or has been so fashionable
for a while now.Economic disaster not understood by ANYBODY but the above is my crude guess at one of it's causes.....Heavy?..apparentley we aint seen anything yet!! Happy new year!!
2012 will bring changes,spiritual predominantley, for the human race apparentley long awaited..
only just read  this...but do hope it's true..only because living in the vacuum of
'car..work..lunch..car ...soap...dinner...smug gossip... disappointing sex...broken sleep... car...work'
becomes destructive to who we are supposed to be..
Why are cats(mongrel) hated? They are clean independent and devastatingly beautiful,healthy mostly, cheap to feed ,deflea and deworm..affectionate.. interesting..and unlike caged inferiors like guinea pigs and rabbits dont create shiity cages and vets bills ,dont require specific 'runs' in the garden, and unlike smelly caged inbred inferiors,cats can talk to you, the others simply cannot communicate in any way and die after about a year os so. even the most feral cats are interested in us..whoever achieved meaningful eye contact with a stinky and pointless guinea pig???.why keep as a time consuming 'pet'some unfeeling, short arsed, short living, vet fee inducing pathetically pale smelly shadow of the feline warriors we denigrate by the collective label of 'cats'?
... Taking decs down tomorrow...survived the blood  relatives (the worst by far) and the inlaws without incidence this time...hope the same is true for you dear valued reader...