O.M.G.!!!! JUST READ ABOUT SOME DAFT BINT WHO AT THE ADVANCED AGE OF 44 DECIDES (''CAREER WOMAN'' 2 WORDS THAT CONTRADICT EACH OTHER) SHE WANTS AND IS FULLY ENTITLED TO A GORGEOUS RICH SUCCESSFUL CHARISMATIC CLEVER HUNK OF MASCULINTY, BECAUSE (GET THIS...WHAT A JOKE!!)...SHE NEGLECTED TO 'INVEST IN A RELATIONSHIP'
THE REASON BEING SHE (BRACE YOURSELF) F O R G O T T O AS SHE WAS BUSY BEING INDISPENSABLE IN HER JOB
( SHE'S A LAWYER I THINK...NOT THAT ANYBODY WILL REMEMBER WHO THE HELL SHE WAS WHEN SHE'S RETIRED)
ANYWAY SO FAR SO HEARD IT ALL BEFORE... TURNS OUT SO DELUDED WAS SHE THAT SHE ACTUALLY PAID A HEFTY FEE (£700) AND SIGNED UP TO A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION (£100) TO A DODGY UNCERTIFIED OUTFIT CALLING ITSELF ''ELECT EXECUTIVE TOSSPOTS'' OR SOMETHING SIMILAR SOUNDING ,AND THEY PROMISED TO PROCURE HER A FAIRY TALE PRINCE CHARMING TYPE CHARACTER TO BE BESOTTED BY HER AND TO TAKE CARE OF HER FOREVER AND EVER.....WELL...AFTER SHELLING OUT OVER A GRAND SHE WENT ON A DATE WITH A GENTLEMAN WHO...HORROR OF HORRIFICS...EMERGED FROM THE TUBE STATION CARRYING A RUCKSACK (IMAGINE HER SINKING HEART READER!!) AND ....FURTHERMORE, WEARING AN
ANORAK!!!!HA HA HA HA!!!AT THE END OF THE STORY THERE WAS A PICTURE OF THIS HOPELSSLY OPTIMISTIC
MIDDLEAGED FEMALE...INOFFENSIVE LOOKING, APPAULING DRESS SENSE LIKE MOST WOMEN OF HER STATION,
GREYING HAIR,CROWS FEET AND ALL THE HALL MARKS OF BEING TWO THIRDS OF THE WAY THROUGH LIFE'S JOURNEY...AND YET DESPITE HER ALMOST PALPABLE ORDINARINESS AND OVER THE HILL AURA,SHE STILL EXPECTED JAMES BOND TO EMERGE FROM THAT TUBE STATION...HA HA HA HA!!!
MY ADVICE IS JUST GET ONE OFF THE INTERNET INNIT?
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