botoxed babes that should be grannies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOTOXED BABES WHO SHOULD BE GRANNIES BY NOW
21/2/12

I’m so bored with over the hill female celebrities who proclaim their
smooth complexions are the result of virtuous living with lashes of h20
and copious sleep….exhibit a : Kylie Minogue…lets face it love if you were
suddenly transported back to the middle ages you’d be lucky to
still be enjoying your own teeth let alone cavorting around nearly naked ‘in concert’
singing not very good songs not very well and pretending to be 23. Let me remind you darling… an entire generation seperates you from that age…Don’t you think it’s time to hang up the facial scaffolding kit and
call it a day…. shouldn’t you have done the natural thing and had a couple of kids
by now??? (the oldest of which could be 24 by now …even more reason to move over and let younger prettier people who actually have some talent have a day in the sunshine Kylie!!!)
…And that ridiculously plastic stepford type car advert you’ve just done…how on earth can you say your highly suspended eyebrows and wrinkle free frozen visage are natural at you advanced age…how daft do you think we are???

The other one is that miserably haggard Victoria Beckham…
more luck than an entire population and she still radiates discontent…
I suppose at least she maintains silence on her many cosmetic props and adjustments….at the same time starving her heart muscles to death….
I don’t think she smiles because it cracks up the gloss and filler…
and should she happen to grin spontaneously and without self consciousness
(first time for every phenomenon) she might just appear as ordinary as she is rather than lending herself the appearance of an anorexic and generically featureless shop dummy. And what exactly is her talent??...oh yes I keep being reminded afterall…
she’s quite fertile… Something which reproves itself every time her other career paths
don’t blossom…so please don’t think we haven’t noticed that Vickie!!


And how about that new wife of Daniel Craig’s? Rachel weizt is it?...
She is well, WELL into her forties and has remained untouched by the
effects of gravity and sunlight…(I’d expect a few more furrows than that hurtling towards 50 as she is!!) Makes me laugh that she’s been cast as the unfaithful middle aged woman in the brilliant play ‘The Deep Blue Sea’ ….the character leaves her High Court Judge husband for a younger feckless model who doesn’t love her back…
… bitter disappointment must be demonstrated by the actress who wins this role…how in this universe is Weizt going to move an audience (with her despair at a certain age) when she has the immovable and carefree countenance of a Cabbage Patch Doll???