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PARENTS ;SELF SATISFIED BORES

13/3/12

I  THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME DREADFUL WOMEN WHO WERE A PAIN IN THE PROVERBIAL WITTERING ON ABOUT THEIR OFFSPRING, WRINGING SALTY TEARS OF BOREDOM FROM ANY POOR UNFORTUNATE AVAILABLE. I REFER TO THESE

TEDIOUS  PERSONS AS S.O.B.S. (SELF OBSESSED BIMBOS) AND I AVOID THEM LIKE I WOULD DOG POO OR  BANKRUPCY.LIFE IS JUST TOO FINITE TO SIT THROUGH INTERMINABLE DESCRIPTIONS OF RUBBISH LIKE GEOGINA’S UNIVERSITY BALL GOWN AND EVERY MINUTE DETAIL THEREFOF ….BUT LATELY I’VE BEEN AMBUSHED AND HELD HOSTAGE BY A COUPLE OF MIDDLE AGED BLOKES (INTELLIGENT PROFESSIONALS OR SO I THOUGHT PREVIOUSLY) BLETHERING ON ABOUT THEIR RESPECTIVE KIDS AND HOW UTTERLY WONDERFUL AND GIFTED

AND FREAKISHLY BEAUTIFUL THEY ALL ARE…AND HORRIFICALLY BOTH GEEZERS PLIED ME WITH ENDLESSLY SIMILAR PHOTOS WHICH THEY CARRY AROUND IN THE PREDATORY HOPE OF SNARING MORE VICTIMS) THEY .REMINDED ME OF RAY WINSTONE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE VIEWERS OF ‘THE WOGAN SHOW’ IN HIS CHEWING A BRICK MONOTONE ‘’YEAH (WHAT’S ER NAME..SHE’S MA BABE YEAH, AND SHE;S BEEUU(GLOTTAL STOP) IIFUWWW’’ SO WHAT? SELF INDULGENT ARROGANT BORES TALK UP THEIR ORDINARY CHILDREN PURELY IN ORDER TO BOOST THEIR OWN INFLATED EGO AND TO RECEIVE PATS ON THE HEAD AND LOTS OF ‘WELL DONE RAYS’ THE THING IS, THEY DON’T REALISE THAT PEOPLE ONLY OFFER UP THESE CONGRATULATORY AND DETACHED SOUNDING‘VERY NICES’ TO SHUT UP THE PERSON ENGAGING IN THIS UNINTERESTING AND POINTLESS DRIVEL.WHEN ITS WOMEN IT’S A TRADITIONAL  DUTY TO BORE EVERYBODY..MOST WOMEN WHO DRONE ON ABOUT THEIR KIDS HAVEN’T GOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY ANYWAY, NEVER READ A BOOK OR HAVE AN  OPINION BEYOND THEIR TINY LITTLE BUBBLE…BUT THE TWO BLOKES WHO RUINED MY PERFECTLY PROMISING FREETIME  AND SHAMELESSLY ABUSED MY POLITE DISPOSITION…WHAT’S THEIR EXCUSE? WHERE ON EARTH IS THEIR SELF RESPECT????

NOW IF I WERE TO TALK ABOUT MY STUNNING TWO SONS I WOULD BE JUSTIFIED IN GOING ON A BIT BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE SPECIAL…JUST LIKE ME…LET ME GET MY PHOTO ALBUMS,  DON’T GO AWAY!!!