MY MOGGIES AND MY DOGGY

MY MOGGIES AND MY DOGGY
6/3/12

I have 3 cats and a dog…they are highly intelligent, utterly alert, soft and silky and therapeutic to stroke, and they absolutely adore all people (without judgement or reservation, you won’t find any snobs in these species…). They are innocent and patient, and beautiful to the point of stunning and to achieve their cat walk loveliness they do not require fake tan/nails/hair dressing cosmetics or expensive toiletries ..and they are not in any other way high maintenance…they are quite content to eat 2 small meals a day, go for a stroll, play the odd game, and just be with you, chatting away and enjoying the company of their owners… So I became very annoyed when my dim witted sister in law dismissed my lovely canine/feline companions with a shudder and started going on about how marvellous her rats were…she then got something out of a poo lined cage (can you imagine a cat sitting in it’s own excrement?) and started fussing over it…peering at it I thought it was probably a guinea pig..and they only live for a few months!!! whats the point???….it was dead eyed, unaware, and uncommunicative…it shook with nerves, had lavatorial wig nuts attached to its bum hair, it smelled, and it didn’t seem to extract any joy from its contact with my inlaw and her over perfumed jumper whatsoever, leaving a small rip in the cuff as a momento so eager was it to get back home to its shitty cage.. bewildered, I can only conclude that owners are similar to their animals, and as I’ve mentioned, she really is spectacularly dimwitted!!!