BIG HEAD LORD SUGAR REVIEW OF THE APPRENTICE

OH NO NOT ALAN SUGAR AGAIN

SERIES NUMBER GOD KNOWS WHAT OF THE APPRENTICE

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

28/3/12

The Alan Sugar ego trip known as The Apprentice is back very soon after the last one. Is it just me or is anyone else getting a bit sick of seeing his eminence alan repeating himself in manner of duracell loaded bore bumming on about how brilliant his business acumen is, how fabulous his instinct, how much cleverer he is than every one else…how he’s always surrounded by over educated fools..how in 1922 against a backdrop of hovis music, a diet of snot sandwiches and wearing size 12 tap dancing shoes he invented capitalism.. .habitually accusing people of underestimating him…talking himself up as God’s deputy for innovation..while setting the same crappy tasks as last year and the year before that…and the hilariously reverent and ridiculous“morning lord sugar…3 bags full sir alan… how high exactly your gitship?” intoned by 16 disgusting little creeps ready and willing to lick between  his crusty old toes in exchange for 2 minutes on the telly. And his two sidekicks! How toe curling are they? We need a new word for obsequious!!

And I’m sick that the ‘prize’ of becoming an apprentice has not been exposed as the disingenuous codswallop it plainly is. Why are the previous winners
(there must be about 3 thousand of them aren’t we on the 2 millionth series..feels like it!! ) not telling the truth? Because the cold blooded creature wearing alan’s body would sue them to penury…they can’t be honest and admit the prize is in fact a big piece of fiction, because alans legal dept specialise in the issue of violent legal threats to protect his reputation, it doesn’t assist matters that none of the winners possess the necessary appendages to challenges alan…to remedy their lack of courage I’ve suggested they join the spine donors’waiting list, that is apart from the radiant Stella….who has identified alan for what he is…a bully and a shameless showoff who loves to be surrounded by fawning obsequious shits just like this years typical crop of wannabe candidates. I hope she sues the **** out of the old bugger…because no one is entitled to be quite that full to overflowing of himself.

COUPLES IN LURVE XX

COUPLES IN LURVE

26/3/12

We search all our lives for a kindred spirit that sees the divine within us. It is the sweetest most alive of experiences to be desired, showered with adoring

gazes… ….to be demanded and required by another to belong to them alone

(check out that smouldering look of longing on Darcy’s face in Pride and Prejudice…knee buckling or what?)…enticing ..irresistable…but there should be classes for teenagers that make it clear all this waiting for ‘the one’ is a giant con

and that  being romantically adored in such a mind blowing ego boosting way is as unreal as plastic leather …we should recycle the old adage…if it seems too good to be true….then sorry dear…. it is..

Schools and colleges should issue a national warning: Emergency: beware all dozy victims in waiting…Concentrated romance is addictive beyond any class A drug…  sustained love bombing complete with poems and gifts…tender and lingering embraces and looks of love…makes the subject fantasise they are the very centre of the universe…if you hear yourself saying ‘He or she adores me…they couldn’t live without me…I’m so special to them… blah blah blah’ please report to the nearest

Police station to seek protection!’

This love bombing is misleading and dangerous…it’s what predators do…these  pysychos hide their anger and bile behind rose petals and declarations of passion …meanwhile the negative energy they carry as baggage from childhood targets a girl or boyfriend who at the first opportunity without reason or excuse (after a suitable period of deconstruction) stops being a soul mate and becomes the prey.

How ironic that such mystical infatuation morphs into the degradation of domestic violence and abuse and turns the resultant angelic little children of these unions

Into the same sort of monster as their parent. History continues to repeat itself.

Come on Cameron !! forget sex education…(although jolly well done as it continues increase the teenage pregnancy rate…) lets try and tell kids something useful for a change!!

parent bores

PARENTS ;SELF SATISFIED BORES

13/3/12

I  THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME DREADFUL WOMEN WHO WERE A PAIN IN THE PROVERBIAL WITTERING ON ABOUT THEIR OFFSPRING, WRINGING SALTY TEARS OF BOREDOM FROM ANY POOR UNFORTUNATE AVAILABLE. I REFER TO THESE

TEDIOUS  PERSONS AS S.O.B.S. (SELF OBSESSED BIMBOS) AND I AVOID THEM LIKE I WOULD DOG POO OR  BANKRUPCY.LIFE IS JUST TOO FINITE TO SIT THROUGH INTERMINABLE DESCRIPTIONS OF RUBBISH LIKE GEOGINA’S UNIVERSITY BALL GOWN AND EVERY MINUTE DETAIL THEREFOF ….BUT LATELY I’VE BEEN AMBUSHED AND HELD HOSTAGE BY A COUPLE OF MIDDLE AGED BLOKES (INTELLIGENT PROFESSIONALS OR SO I THOUGHT PREVIOUSLY) BLETHERING ON ABOUT THEIR RESPECTIVE KIDS AND HOW UTTERLY WONDERFUL AND GIFTED

AND FREAKISHLY BEAUTIFUL THEY ALL ARE…AND HORRIFICALLY BOTH GEEZERS PLIED ME WITH ENDLESSLY SIMILAR PHOTOS WHICH THEY CARRY AROUND IN THE PREDATORY HOPE OF SNARING MORE VICTIMS) THEY .REMINDED ME OF RAY WINSTONE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE VIEWERS OF ‘THE WOGAN SHOW’ IN HIS CHEWING A BRICK MONOTONE ‘’YEAH (WHAT’S ER NAME..SHE’S MA BABE YEAH, AND SHE;S BEEUU(GLOTTAL STOP) IIFUWWW’’ SO WHAT? SELF INDULGENT ARROGANT BORES TALK UP THEIR ORDINARY CHILDREN PURELY IN ORDER TO BOOST THEIR OWN INFLATED EGO AND TO RECEIVE PATS ON THE HEAD AND LOTS OF ‘WELL DONE RAYS’ THE THING IS, THEY DON’T REALISE THAT PEOPLE ONLY OFFER UP THESE CONGRATULATORY AND DETACHED SOUNDING‘VERY NICES’ TO SHUT UP THE PERSON ENGAGING IN THIS UNINTERESTING AND POINTLESS DRIVEL.WHEN ITS WOMEN IT’S A TRADITIONAL  DUTY TO BORE EVERYBODY..MOST WOMEN WHO DRONE ON ABOUT THEIR KIDS HAVEN’T GOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY ANYWAY, NEVER READ A BOOK OR HAVE AN  OPINION BEYOND THEIR TINY LITTLE BUBBLE…BUT THE TWO BLOKES WHO RUINED MY PERFECTLY PROMISING FREETIME  AND SHAMELESSLY ABUSED MY POLITE DISPOSITION…WHAT’S THEIR EXCUSE? WHERE ON EARTH IS THEIR SELF RESPECT????

NOW IF I WERE TO TALK ABOUT MY STUNNING TWO SONS I WOULD BE JUSTIFIED IN GOING ON A BIT BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE SPECIAL…JUST LIKE ME…LET ME GET MY PHOTO ALBUMS,  DON’T GO AWAY!!!

Matt Fraser

Matt Fraser Actor Ambassador and Conqueror of Adversity Extraordinaire….

21/3/12

Saw a lovely documentary last night ‘Are you having a laugh?’

about comedy and the disabled…Matt Fraser famous diplomat,accomplished thespian and victim  of  the 60’s phenomenon known as the thalidomide tragedy battled a tidal wave of devastation just to get through his childhood…

and now he is tough and strong, and tender and empathetic, entertaining and endearing. If he can be so charismatic why can’t everybody? Because like me they fail to acknowledge their fortunate circumstances. I think he must have had 2 things the more miserable among us did and do not...

1) a family who cherished and cherish hm...and 2) a decent education at home at school

and at college...or at least that is what I prefer to believe otherwise I have no excuse for my many personal failings and failures...

MUAMBA AND BOB HOLNESS

Muamba

20/3/12

If I could name one actually talented person in the public

eye who deserves happiness it would be this young man…some people  bear more pain than others…escaping from a war torn land…

enduring the loneliness of literal asylum when as a child he was separated from his beloved family, existing in a strange land, learning a new language and working so very hard to become educated…and then excelling to an impossibly high level at football..becoming against awesome adversity..the ultimate role model for children, especially those lonely boys without fathers….he does not deserve this…but

precisely  because he is rare and beautiful and strong the universe probably has plans for him…God Bless you Muamba…

Blockbusters

The Challenge channel on SKY is repeating Blockbusters ….it certainly was

a simpler time…hosted by the inimitably classy Bob Holness…what

a gentle man…no shrieking or rudeness or embarrassing the young players..

just a true and wholesome and amusing style of presenting…if only the

poseurs who get the presenting jobs now had a fraction of his wit and warmth…no they’re too busy poncing and swanning and loving themselves….

Vernon Cole and all the rest of them are unfit to be in the same room as Bob Holness’s shoe laces…may you rest in peace Bob you legend

too much!!

All this debt everywhere …and what do I have to show for it?

some out of date baubles and enough junk to fill an acre of  landfill…

when I look back at all the useless dust collecting must haves we acquired for our 2 babies I cringe with impotent regret…a green flowery pram that took 20 minutes to

fold up to get in the boot….£500 from Mamas & Papas…OMG £500!!!

The child within would have been as comfy in the pushchair I saw

In ‘Help The Aged’ the other day…perfectly functional and clean…£20!!

And I would have assisted the elderly simultaneously!!

And how damaging and foolish to compound these exorbitant acquisitions with the

inflationary measure of purchase by credit card!!...

...the already ridiculous £500 for the over elaborate pram

cost God alone knows how much more as a result of the old plastic .

And the whole point of this silliness was nothing to do whatsoever with the baby…it was so I could be accepted as a prosperous person worthy of yummy mummy friends, so I could be invited on expensive and utterly boring nights out with said crowd… so that I would ‘fit in’….how pathetic is that? Perhaps I should have put myself on a waiting list for a spine donor instead !!

These days of pay freezes and rising prices I know the ‘economy’ needs people to shop in proper shops on the high street but the harsh truth I have realised is that I personally despite my husband and I earning reasonable wages, simply cannot afford to buy all our stuff conventionally in shops...I did try recently when looking for a work blouse… I popped into Marks and Spencer…and swiftly popped straight back out again ….£40 for a blouse ? I don’t think so, that’s half the weekly shopping budget!!

SUN IS A JOKE

Disgraceful Sun

Based on the uber abomination published on Saturday 25/2/12

I recommend The Sun Newspaper be terminated immediately….

even the seedy celebrity gossip mags display more interesting

content than the absolute joke that was Saturday’s Sun…

I didn’t let myself down to the extent that I paid money

for a copy of said rag on Saturday but while in the newsagents

had a brief look….first 3 pages devoted to Amanda Holden and

her  new infant….FIRST 3 PAGES!!!! God In Heaven…

first 3 pages devoted to the vacuous Holden who chose to return to

the essential work of pseudo judging on The X-Factor a mere 3 weeks

after a traumatic birth.Is it not a sufficient slap in the face for struggling womankind

that columnists like Plattel from the Daily Mail have laboured on greasily

about how wonderful Holden is for abandoning her new born and hurtling back

to the limelight (don’t you dare tell hard pressed mums working in Tesco for barely the minimum wage that Holden ‘’needs the money’’ !!!!) and adding

a hard punch to the slap by salivating that Holden should be ‘’cherished’’

as a ‘star’ by her callous employers  who have apparently pressurised

Holden into this mercenary action…what balderdash…Holden

is just greedy for financial gain and publicity .and now we are confronted through the disgraceful medium of The Sun with a botoxed bottle blonde Holden who at 40 has just subjected her middle aged body to a three week crash diet and would rather posture in the plastic reality of The X-Factor and ponce around in staged shots boring the sun readership into rigamortis than actually do the decent thing and look after her baby like a proper wife and mother would without question. She should be ashamed,

Plattel should be ashamed…and The Sun should be ashamed….

KYLIE MINOGUE

I’m so bored with over the hill female celebrities who proclaim their

smooth complexions are the result of virtuous living with lashes of h20

and copious sleep….exhibit a : Kylie Minogue…lets face it love if you were

suddenly transported back to the middle ages you’d be lucky to

still be enjoying your own teeth let alone cavorting around nearly naked ‘in concert’

singing not very good songs not very well and pretending to be 23. Let me remind you darling… an entire generation seperates you from that age…Don’t you think it’s time to hang up the facial scaffolding kit and

call it a day…. shouldn’t you have done the natural thing and had a couple of kids

by now??? (the oldest of which could be 24 by now …even more reason to move over and let younger prettier people who actually have some talent have a day in the sunshine Kylie!!!)

…And that ridiculously plastic stepford type car advert you’ve just done…how on earth can you say your highly suspended eyebrows and wrinkle free frozen visage are natural at you advanced age…how daft do you think we are???

The other one is that miserably haggard Victoria Beckham…

more luck than an entire population and she still radiates discontent…

I suppose at least she maintains silence on her many cosmetic props and adjustments….at the same time starving her heart muscles to death….

I don’t think she smiles because it cracks up the gloss and filler…

and should she happen to grin spontaneously and without self consciousness

(first time for every phenomenon) she might just appear as ordinary as she is rather than lending herself the appearance of an anorexic and generically featureless shop dummy. And what exactly is her talent??...oh yes I keep being reminded afterall…

she’s quite fertile… Something which reproves itself every time her other career paths

don’t blossom…so please don’t think we haven’t noticed that Vickie!!

And how about that new wife of Daniel Craig’s? Rachel weizt is it?...

She is well, WELL  into her forties and has remained untouched by the

effects of gravity and sunlight…(I’d expect a few more furrows than that hurtling towards 50 as she is!!)  Makes me laugh that she’s been cast as the unfaithful middle aged woman in the brilliant play ‘The Deep Blue Sea’ ….the character leaves her High Court Judge husband for a younger feckless model who doesn’t love her back…

… bitter disappointment must be demonstrated by the actress who wins this role…how in this universe is Weizt  going to move an audience (with her despair at a certain age) when she has the immovable  and carefree countenance of a Cabbage Patch Doll???

THE LAW IS AN ASS

Criminals are routinely given fluffy, ineffective, ‘rehabilitative’ sentences.

Most remain undeterred from re-offending. Unremorseful and not at all frightened of the system the cycle continues, the convict honing his craft during terms of imprisonment, tragically wasting his life and hurting society.

This self perpetuating scenario is aggravated by the bewildering labrynth of precedents, regulations and directions spewed down from busy legislators (bad enough when it was merely parliament but now we have landslide slurries of further obligations imposed by the European Union!)The deliberate complexity of the law and sentencing practice means the public, although scandalised by sentencing policy, can’t really challenge the establishment because only governments and lawyers understand the system. The Judges cannot be blamed, they must remain obedient, bound by the straight jacket of sentencing guide lines .

The United Kingdom must remember the natural justice of Common law:‘ Don’t impinge upon other people or their property’.

Perhaps in the circumstance that a criminal persists in offending, that person should be stripped of the laws’ protection and the court obliged to declare the itinerant individual an ‘out law’, that is outside the law, thus wielding a powerful ‘uber’ deterrent, and preserving expensive prison places for the helplessly deranged.

BORING SMUG PARENTS

PARENTS ;SELF SATISFIED BORES

13/3/12

I  THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME DREADFUL WOMEN WHO WERE A PAIN IN THE PROVERBIAL WITTERING ON ABOUT THEIR OFFSPRING, WRINGING SALTY TEARS OF BOREDOM FROM ANY POOR UNFORTUNATE AVAILABLE. I REFER TO THESE

TEDIOUS  PERSONS AS S.O.B.S. (SELF OBSESSED BIMBOS) AND I AVOID THEM LIKE I WOULD DOG POO OR  BANKRUPCY.LIFE IS JUST TOO FINITE TO SIT THROUGH INTERMINABLE DESCRIPTIONS OF RUBBISH LIKE GEOGINA’S UNIVERSITY BALL GOWN AND EVERY MINUTE DETAIL THEREFOF ….BUT LATELY I’VE BEEN AMBUSHED AND HELD HOSTAGE BY A COUPLE OF MIDDLE AGED BLOKES (INTELLIGENT PROFESSIONALS OR SO I THOUGHT PREVIOUSLY) BLETHERING ON ABOUT THEIR RESPECTIVE KIDS AND HOW UTTERLY WONDERFUL AND GIFTED

AND FREAKISHLY BEAUTIFUL THEY ALL ARE…AND HORRIFICALLY BOTH GEEZERS PLIED ME WITH ENDLESSLY SIMILAR PHOTOS WHICH THEY CARRY AROUND IN THE PREDATORY HOPE OF SNARING MORE VICTIMS) THEY .REMINDED ME OF RAY WINSTONE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE VIEWERS OF ‘THE WOGAN SHOW’ IN HIS CHEWING A BRICK MONOTONE ‘’YEAH (WHAT’S ER NAME..SHE’S MA BABE YEAH, AND SHE;S BEEUU(GLOTTAL STOP) IIFUWWW’’ SO WHAT? SELF INDULGENT ARROGANT BORES TALK UP THEIR ORDINARY CHILDREN PURELY IN ORDER TO BOOST THEIR OWN INFLATED EGO AND TO RECEIVE PATS ON THE HEAD AND LOTS OF ‘WELL DONE RAYS’ THE THING IS, THEY DON’T REALISE THAT PEOPLE ONLY OFFER UP THESE CONGRATULATORY AND DETACHED SOUNDING‘VERY NICES’ TO SHUT UP THE PERSON ENGAGING IN THIS UNINTERESTING AND POINTLESS DRIVEL.WHEN ITS WOMEN IT’S A TRADITIONAL  DUTY TO BORE EVERYBODY..MOST WOMEN WHO DRONE ON ABOUT THEIR KIDS HAVEN’T GOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY ANYWAY, NEVER READ A BOOK OR HAVE AN  OPINION BEYOND THEIR TINY LITTLE BUBBLE…BUT THE TWO BLOKES WHO RUINED MY PERFECTLY PROMISING FREETIME  AND SHAMELESSLY ABUSED MY POLITE DISPOSITION…WHAT’S THEIR EXCUSE? WHERE ON EARTH IS THEIR SELF RESPECT????

NOW IF I WERE TO TALK ABOUT MY STUNNING TWO SONS I WOULD BE JUSTIFIED IN GOING ON A BIT BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE SPECIAL…JUST LIKE ME…LET ME GET MY PHOTO ALBUMS,  DON’T GO AWAY!!!

OBSOLETE LEFTIES

OBSOLETE LEFTIES: MISDIRECTED PASSION (ANGER)              PAGE 1                     

13/3/12

THERE IS A CHAP IN MY OFFICE WHO THINKS ITS STILL

1978…HE TALKS IN TERMS OF THE UNCARING CONSERVATIVES AND THE CARING LABOUR PARTY….HE HASN’T NOTICED THAT

ALL PARTIES HAVE NOW MORPHED INTO ONE GIANT REPRESENTATIV E OF CORPORATIONS,DEDICATED TO THEIR PROSPERITY…HE WAFFLES ON ABOUT THE EVILS OF CAPITALISM DESPITE THE FACT THAT CAPITALISM IS DYING AND ALL VIBRANT AND COMPETETIVE BUSINESS HAS NOW BEEN VIRTUALLY SWALLOWED UP BY MONOPOLY AND THE EUROPEAN SUPER STATE (REPLACED BY CORPRATE FASCISM)..HE DEMANDS WITH ANGRY PASSION THAT‘’WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT LIBYA!!!’’ AND DOES PRECISELY NAFF ALL HIMSELF SAVE FOR REGULAR AND PERSISTANT EXERCISE OF HIS JAW MUSCLES.. HE BECOMES RED IN THE FACE WHEN ACCUSING HIS COLLEAGUES OF COLLUSION WITH 20,000 CHILDREN DYING OF HUNGER IN AFRICA EVERY DAY…AND YET  IT IS ONLY WORDS NOT WORTH THE AIR THEY ARE UTTERED INTO THAT ARE HIS SOLE CONTRIBUTION TO THE DEBATE…HE HAS NEVER SO MUCH AS WRITTEN TO HIS M.P. TO LOBBY FOR HIS PRETENDED CONVICTIONS…

DESPITE HIS FAILURE TO WALK THE WALK REGARDING HIS MUCH

BROADCASTED  LOVE FOR HUMANITY AND  HIS  SELF ADVERTISED LONGING FOR WORLD PEACE I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT

HE WOULD AT THE VERY LEAST USE THE POWERFUL MEDIUM OF KINDNESS  UNDERSTANDING AND ACCEPTANCE TOWARDS OTHERS TO SPREAD HIS BIT OF LOVE DURING HIS DAILY MUNDANE EXISTENCE…BUT LIKE SO MANY LEFTIE RIGHT ON COWARDS 

FOR ALL HIS BLUFF AND BLUSTERING B.S., HE WOULD NEVER DARE TO SAY SOMETHING NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT…IN OTHER WORDS  HE WOULD NEVER DARE TO EXPRESS AN AUTHENTIC OPINION THAT HASN’T BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNING AUTHORITIES…HE’S ACTUALLY QUITE A NASTY PIECE OF WORK…HE’S ANGRY AND DISSATISFIED ALL THE TIME...BITCHING CONSTAANTLY..AND PRECIOUS ABOUT  HIS PRIVATE LIFE TO THE POINT OF SECRECY…

(NO ASSOCIATION OUTSIDE WORK …COLLEAGUES ARE NOT FRIENDS)

HE RECENTLY LET SLIP THAT HE AND HIS MYSTERIOUS PARTNER WERE HAVING DOUBLE GLAZING PUT INTO THEIR FLAT…’’THAT’S NICE ‘’ I SAID..HE REPLIED ‘’WELL IT’S ENGLISH WORKMEN SO WE’LL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH INARTICULATE IGNORANT LAZY GORRILLAS WHO AREN’T CAPABLE OF CONVERSATION LET ALONE A GOOD DAYS WORK’’

HOW SNIDE AND HOW UNFAIR AND JUDGEMENTAL…ANYONE OF THOSE WORKMEN MAY WELL BE DOING MORE FOR HUMANITY

THAN HIM AND HIS RELENTLESSLY BIONIC GOB.HOW DISINGENUOUS

OF HIM TO PRETEND HE IS OVERFLOWING WITH  COMPASSION AND EMPATHY WHEN HE IS IN FACT SPILLING VITRIOL FROM DEEP WITHIN…..AND ONE OTHER THING    (I’VE BEEN LISTENING TO HIS DIATRIBES FOR 16 LONG YEARS NOW)…HE’S NOT FIT TO LICK THE

FEET OF ANY GUERRILLA..THEY ARE SUCH BEAUTIFUL CREATURES..AND YOU WON’T FIND A SINGLE SMALL MINDED EMBITTERED BITCH AMONG THEM (AND ..ONE FINAL THING…HE’S A FILING CLERK…HE COULDN’T PUT A WINDOW IN IF YOU OFFERED HIM A MILLION QUID…USELESS!!)

ATHEISTS DON'T EXIST

ATHEISTS DON’T EXIST

                                                     9/3/12

Richard Dawkins is apparently well endowed with a commodity

known as ‘intellect’ and bolstered by the various letters after his name regularly holds forth on subjects he thinks can be boxed up into authoritative sneers at the spiritual realm….just because he is himself is nothing more than flesh that demands gratification he assumes that we are all as base and immoral as him…he says There Is No God and There Is No After Life and  This Life is All There Is (nice for him but what about a disabled slave child in Western Africa?) and then Death ..we’re not special, we simply cease to exist and That’s It.Period. But there is a blatant and huge flaw in his assertion…the pivotal thing is…he doesn’t know anything… not a thing regarding

the issues of immortality…no-one does !!…He may well revel in being a person without hope or conviction but he is not an atheist…because despite being a garrulous smart arse ….he knows nothing… same as the rest of us…he’s just as ignorant as the many people he looks down upon…just as ignorant as his cleaner or his dustman or some thug doing community service….just one of the crowd! Not one single person on this earth is entirely cogniczent of the mysteries of life… not one!!…and that is why atheists aren’t atheists…they’re just depressing self appointed know it alls who live in leafy cannabis fuzzy oblivion and want to rip humanity away from joy and future and meaning…and they have discovered the fictional theme of atheism to be a convenient and fashionable platform for mad pontification in order to achieve this horrible objective.

IRAN WAR

ANOTHER WAR WITHOUT MANDATE

8/3/12

There’ll be another war to co-incide with Iraq and Afghanistan

because do not misunderstand…Iraq and Afghanistan are very much still at war thanks to the interference of the West…yet another war without mandate from we the people…

More young soldiers ( human fodder is how they are really seen by

those behind the Wizard’s curtain ) will be dispatched to their death or worse to

life sapping damage, and Iran will be acquired to satiate the greed of those

corporations who direct apparently ‘democratic’ governments.

If human fodder describes the level of esteem with which soldiers are held, then

the innocent inhabitants of the lands in question are gutter level, mere ‘ human resources ‘, to be utilised and then murdered or horribly maimed and abandoned.

Sad that army recruits who sign up to fight legitimate wars are sent to further

greedy agendas of the cowardly elite rather than protect the security of fellow citizens,

but even more tragic is the legacy of pain left in these ruined countries in the form of disabled orphaned children and babies whose lives are blighted by obscene birth defects caused by poisonous chemical agents making money for the armaments

industry…not hundreds as in the case of our soldiers…but tens of thousands of them…

MY MOGGIES AND MY DOGGY

MY MOGGIES AND MY DOGGY
6/3/12

I have 3 cats and a dog…they are highly intelligent, utterly alert, soft and silky and therapeutic to stroke, and they absolutely adore all people (without judgement or reservation, you won’t find any snobs in these species…). They are innocent and patient, and beautiful to the point of stunning and to achieve their cat walk loveliness they do not require fake tan/nails/hair dressing cosmetics or expensive toiletries ..and they are not in any other way high maintenance…they are quite content to eat 2 small meals a day, go for a stroll, play the odd game, and just be with you, chatting away and enjoying the company of their owners… So I became very annoyed when my dim witted sister in law dismissed my lovely canine/feline companions with a shudder and started going on about how marvellous her rats were…she then got something out of a poo lined cage (can you imagine a cat sitting in it’s own excrement?) and started fussing over it…peering at it I thought it was probably a guinea pig..and they only live for a few months!!! whats the point???….it was dead eyed, unaware, and uncommunicative…it shook with nerves, had lavatorial wig nuts attached to its bum hair, it smelled, and it didn’t seem to extract any joy from its contact with my inlaw and her over perfumed jumper whatsoever, leaving a small rip in the cuff as a momento so eager was it to get back home to its shitty cage.. bewildered, I can only conclude that owners are similar to their animals, and as I’ve mentioned, she really is spectacularly dimwitted!!!

Brave New World

Brave New World
5/3/12

Nearly finished Brave New World by Aldous Huxley….Critic and philosopher Bertrand Russell was right…it could all to easily be a predictive text for forthcoming reality..I wish that the growing and accepted phenomena of omnipotent surveillance, micro control of the populace, and the dangerous creation of children without sex and the entitlement to sex without children were all seen today as creepy and frightening developments…but no …despite their sinister application , spying upon and overzealous policing of innocent people (tasers start at 50,000 volts!!) and the absence of mother nature uninhibited are simply not acknowledged let alone subjected to scrutiny. We are photographed and filmed constantly…abortion clinics
are routinely situated nearby to IVF facilities within the same hospital buildings…
police seem to be morphing into military units and have been issued with weapons to use against the great unwashed (that is when they actually emerge from their patrol cars) And then there is the loss of our democracy and sovereignty…who asked the government to wage all these wars on our behalf? Who asked that we become part of a European super state? Not we the people that’s for sure!!! Isn’t all this is an abomination of humanity’s humanity? Isn’t this leading ultimately to destruction of the family …and destruction of the nation state, consigning them both to history as weird concepts? Couldn’t we possibly unglue our minds from the distracting detritus that constitutes Britains Got Talent etc and with the gift of perspective attempt to view the wider picture and what is actually happening to us??

DESPERATE DATERS

Silly Middle Aged women
2/3/12

Some women think themselves immortal…I am referring to those super sad sacks….professional women who bypass fertility and avoid the drudgery and financial pain of bearing and caring for children in order to pursue that elusive phenomenon known as ‘job satisfaction’.I remember a graduate friend of mine (28 at the time) showing off and dismissing an old school acquaintance with a damning ‘She’s got a baby …she’s nothing…NOTHING now!’
I find it beyond hilarious that once looks and ovaries deteriorate these special women feel entitled to pay a fat fee and proceed to order Prince Charming via the convenience and immediacy of mail order or some dodgy ‘executive’ dating agency, and then…despite their pretended sophistication..are sufficiently childish to register shocked and bitter disappointment when a con man or worse….Terry who lives with his mum and wears an acrylic anorak when making an effort….emerges from the underground meeting point instead….’It’s not fair’ they wail…. It shouldn’t happen to such high calibre
Individuals !!!

DESPERATE DATERS

Silly Middle Aged women

2/3/12

Some women think themselves immortal…I am referring to those super sad sacks….professional women who bypass fertility and avoid the drudgery and financial pain of bearing and caring for children in order to pursue that elusive phenomenon known as ‘job satisfaction’.I remember a graduate friend of mine (28 at the time) showing off and dismissing an old school acquaintance with a damning ‘She’s got a baby …she’s nothing…NOTHING now!’

I find it beyond hilarious that once looks and ovaries deteriorate these special women feel entitled to pay a fat fee and proceed to order Prince Charming via the convenience and immediacy of mail order or some dodgy ‘executive’ dating agency, and then…despite their pretended sophistication..are sufficiently childish to register shocked and bitter disappointment when a con man or worse….Terry who lives with his mum and wears an acrylic anorak when making an effort….emerges from the underground meeting point instead of the required James Bond….’It’s not fair’ they wail…. It shouldn’t happen to high calibre Individuals like us !!!

dumbed down brits

Dumbed down light entertainment
1/3/12

There are fascinating people everywhere so why do TV shows like that programme about native Essex or ‘Come dine with me’and such like avoid these interesting individuals? It seems that in their search for screen fodder there is deliberate sifting and chucking out of any remotely entertaining candidates and committed booking instead of half witted glory hunting want to bes who have nothing to say apart from the obligatory ‘I say wot I fink I do’ appearing half naked shrieking mindlessly and issuing tedious and predictable sexual innuendos (like an excellent carry on film) followed with reflex sniggering and a strange expectation of of some sort of prize
for dim wits …a piece of fruit for example. All this dross is just part of the general dumbing down effect with which light entertainment is afflicted. just because light entertainment should be …light hearted…it doesn't automatically mean that those who are wheeled out onto the public stage to fulfil its purpose should be without ability to articulate an original thought or volunteer an authentic opinion on any real subject…It would be refreshing for a change if the participants in these numbing shows occasionally said something relevant to the viewers. Truth is powerful…